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{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}

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{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?","punchline":"To prevent bat breath!","id":354}

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