{"type":"general","setup":"Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?","punchline":"They mostly wrap.","id":109}
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{"fact":"It is estimated that cats can make over 60 different sounds.","length":60}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear the news?","punchline":"FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.","id":99}
{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}
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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?","punchline":"Yep, people are just dying to get in there","id":50}
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