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{"type":"standard","title":"Rev. Edmund Dowse House","displaytitle":"Rev. Edmund Dowse House","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7317674","titles":{"canonical":"Rev._Edmund_Dowse_House","normalized":"Rev. Edmund Dowse House","display":"Rev. Edmund Dowse House"},"pageid":18898725,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/SherbornMA_RevEdmundDowseHouse.jpg/330px-SherbornMA_RevEdmundDowseHouse.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9f/SherbornMA_RevEdmundDowseHouse.jpg","width":1024,"height":680},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279348097","tid":"1b74e19b-fbb7-11ef-853a-2aa77afa9bec","timestamp":"2025-03-08T00:48:53Z","description":"Historic house in Massachusetts, United States","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":42.23861111,"lon":-71.36527778},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rev._Edmund_Dowse_House","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rev._Edmund_Dowse_House?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rev._Edmund_Dowse_House?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Rev._Edmund_Dowse_House"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rev._Edmund_Dowse_House","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Rev._Edmund_Dowse_House","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rev._Edmund_Dowse_House?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Rev._Edmund_Dowse_House"}},"extract":"The Rev. Edmund Dowse House is a historic house in Sherborn, Massachusetts. The Greek Revival house was built in 1838 as a parsonage for the Rev. Edmund Dowse, the first pastor of the Evangelical Society, whose son, William Bradford Homer Dowse, was born in the home in 1852. The house was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1986.","extract_html":"
The Rev. Edmund Dowse House is a historic house in Sherborn, Massachusetts. The Greek Revival house was built in 1838 as a parsonage for the Rev. Edmund Dowse, the first pastor of the Evangelical Society, whose son, William Bradford Homer Dowse, was born in the home in 1852. The house was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1986.
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