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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you get hanging from Apple trees?","punchline":"Sore arms.","id":228}
{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
{"fact":"The Ancient Egyptian word for cat was mau, which means \"to see\".","length":64}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"fact":"A queen (female cat) can begin mating when she is between 5 and 9 months old.","length":77}
{"fact":"Mohammed loved cats and reportedly his favorite cat, Muezza, was a tabby. Legend says that tabby cats have an \u201cM\u201d for Mohammed on top of their heads because Mohammad would often rest his hand on the cat\u2019s head.","length":210}
{"fact":"A cat has the ability to rotate their ears 180 degrees,with the help of 32 muscles that they use to control them.","length":113}
{"fact":"Approximately 24 cat skins can make a coat.","length":43}
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