Fredric Aasbø is a professional drifter and stunt driver originally from Siggerud, Norway. He currently competes in the Formula Drift Championship.
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1948: A History of the First Arab–Israeli War is a non-fiction work written by Israeli historian Benny Morris. It was published by Yale University Press in 2008. The author is otherwise known for multiple other books such as Birth of the Palestinian Refugee Problem and Righteous Victims, being a member of the group called the 'new historians' and the individual who most popularized the term.
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