{"type":"standard","title":"Pietro de' Crescenzi","displaytitle":"Pietro de' Crescenzi","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1933377","titles":{"canonical":"Pietro_de'_Crescenzi","normalized":"Pietro de' Crescenzi","display":"Pietro de' Crescenzi"},"pageid":10019795,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/16/Pietro_Crescenzio._Line_engraving_by_F._Spagnoli_after_A._Muzzi%2C_cropped.jpg/330px-Pietro_Crescenzio._Line_engraving_by_F._Spagnoli_after_A._Muzzi%2C_cropped.jpg","width":320,"height":427},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/Pietro_Crescenzio._Line_engraving_by_F._Spagnoli_after_A._Muzzi%2C_cropped.jpg","width":1985,"height":2646},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287507895","tid":"71b6fc64-22cb-11f0-bcc4-a6b5331f8c96","timestamp":"2025-04-26T18:22:43Z","description":"Bolognese jurist and writer on agriculture (1233–1320)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pietro_de'_Crescenzi","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pietro_de'_Crescenzi?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pietro_de'_Crescenzi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pietro_de'_Crescenzi"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pietro_de'_Crescenzi","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Pietro_de'_Crescenzi","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pietro_de'_Crescenzi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pietro_de'_Crescenzi"}},"extract":"Pietro de' Crescenzi, also known as Pietro Crescenzi(o), Pier Crescenzi(o) and other variations of his name, was an Italian jurist from Bologna, now remembered for his writings on horticulture and agriculture, the Ruralia commoda.","extract_html":"
Pietro de' Crescenzi, also known as Pietro Crescenzi(o), Pier Crescenzi(o) and other variations of his name, was an Italian jurist from Bologna, now remembered for his writings on horticulture and agriculture, the Ruralia commoda.
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{"fact":"The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Male Ragdolls weigh between 12 and 20 lbs (5.4-9.0 k). Females weigh between 10 and 15 lbs (4.5-6.8 k).","length":141}
{"fact":"A cat sees about 6 times better than a human at night, and needs 1\/6 the amount of of light that a human does - it has a layer of extra reflecting cells which absorb light.","length":172}
{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
{"fact":"The Maine Coon cat is America's only natural breed of domestic feline. It is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":143}
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{"fact":"The lightest cat on record is a blue point Himalayan called Tinker Toy, who weighed 1 pound, 6 ounces (616 g). Tinker Toy was 2.75 inches (7 cm) tall and 7.5 inches (19 cm) long.","length":178}
{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}
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{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, mummies were made of cats, and embalmed mice were placed with them in their tombs. In one ancient city, over 300,000 cat mummies were found.","length":158}