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Shunsuke Mutai is a Japanese politician of the Liberal Democratic Party who served in the House of Representatives in the Diet. He was first elected in the 2012 general election. He is a former career bureaucrat in the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications and graduate of University of Tokyo. Having unsuccessfully contested the Nagano 2nd district in the 2009 general election, he then served as a professor of local administration at Kanagawa University.
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