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Clytus canadensis is a species of beetle in the family Cerambycidae. It was first described by Ralph Hopping in 1928.
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The Armour & Co. Building is a historic building in San Francisco, California, United States, built for Armour and Company in 1907. It was listed on the U.S. National Register of Historic Places on December 22, 2009.
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