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Oliver Morton is a British science writer and editor. He has written for many publications, including The American Scholar, Discover, The Economist, The Independent, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, National Geographic, Nature, The New Yorker, Newsweek International, Prospect, and Wired.
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Wilfred Patrick Dolan \"Rosy\" Ryan was an American professional baseball pitcher. He played ten seasons in Major League Baseball between 1919 and 1933 for the New York Giants, Boston Braves, New York Yankees, and Brooklyn Dodgers.
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