Cornelius Allen \"Corny\" Thompson is a retired American professional basketball player. He was a 6’8” (203 cm) 225 lb (102 kg) power forward who occasionally also played the center position. Thomson was a member of the Joventut Badalona team that reached a EuroLeague final in 1992, and lifted the trophy in 1994.
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Auchenflower is an inner western riverside suburb of the City of Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. In the 2021 census, Auchenflower had a population of 6,053 people.
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Chase McDonald Rettig is a former American football quarterback. He played college football at Boston College. He was the starting quarterback for the Boston College Eagles from 2010 to 2013. Rettig was signed by the Green Bay Packers after going undrafted in 2014. His younger brother Hayden played quarterback at Rutgers University.
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