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{"fact":"Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously.","length":109}
{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}
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{"fact":"There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.","length":42}
{"type":"general","setup":"If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?","punchline":"European","id":38}
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Ashton College is a designated private, post-secondary educational institution, located in Vancouver in British Columbia, Canada. It was founded in 1998 as Ashton College Institute of Business, with a focus on business courses. Since then, the institution has simplified its name to Ashton College and expanded its offerings to include continuing professional development seminars, diplomas, certifications, and vocational training online. Ashton College also supports foreign professionals obtain licensing to practice in Canada.
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