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{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}
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A trench coat is a variety of coat made of waterproof heavy-duty fabric, originally developed for British Army officers before the First World War, and becoming popular while used in the trenches, hence the name trench coat.
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Kastrup Glasværk was a Danish glassworks located in Copenhagen, Denmark. Kastrup Glasværk was also the parent company of Hellerup Glasværk, De forenede Glasværker in Odense and Aarhus Glasværk in Aarhus.
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