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A warning label is a label attached to a product, or contained in a product's instruction manual, warning the user about risks associated with its use, and may include restrictions by the manufacturer or seller on certain uses.
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Sir Thomas Brandon, of Southwark, Surrey, and of Duddington, Northamptonshire was an English soldier, courtier and diplomat.
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