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Percy Precinct is located in Randolph County, Illinois, United States. At the 2010 census, its population was 1,223.
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Lenn Haruki Sakata is an American former professional baseball player who played in the Major Leagues primarily as a utility player from 1977 to 1987 and was a member of the Baltimore Orioles 1983 World Series Championship team. He was the second Asian American to play Major League Baseball. As of 2021, he was the winningest manager in the San Francisco Giants' organizational history.
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