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Bharati Vidyapeeth Institute of Technology (BVIT) is a polytechnic college in Navi Mumbai. It is located in CBD Belapur, but closer to Kharghar, being situated opposite to the Kharghar railway station. The educational institution is affiliated to MSBTE. It offers diploma courses of three years duration based on the semester pattern in various fields to students who have passed SSC or HSC.
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Luna is the eighth studio album by the German medieval folk band Faun. It was released on 5 September 2014 and has become Faun's most successful release.
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